status of the pregnant lady

This is what it's like to be me these days:

• I get headaches a lot.  They suck.  I don't like taking pills for them so I am just kinda cranky very often.
• It's hard to get out of bed.  I have to roll out.  It's a pain.  Especially since...
• I'm constantly peeing.  Three times plus every night.
• And this little girl moves around a lot.  So sometimes I think everything's cool and then she kicks and OHMYGOD I have to go to the restroom.
• It's getting hot and I'm pretty uncomfortable already.  Oh dear this does not bode well.  Curse you, Bakersfield!
• I'm still surprised that no strangers have commented on my belly.  Not even my regular cashiers at the grocery store.  Maybe people don't do that anymore?
• My belly muscles are sore.  Movement requires lots of forethought.
• I get so tired so easily.  I don't even know what I possibly did yesterday but I woke up today with a sore left thigh.
• HEARTBURN.

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But there's a baby at the end of this!  And I can already feel she's gonna be awesome!  :D