my chubby barefoot girl

Toys of the Week:

• A straw, for chewing on.
• An old cell phone, for banging against the fireplace grate.
• TV remotes, the old standby.

New Tricks:

• One handed clapping.
• High fives, or co-op clapping, as she probably thinks of it.
• Clapping while standing.
• Getting stuck under and inside of chairs but finding her way out eventually.

Revelations:

• Will nap four times longer in her crib than in her swing.
• Can only be expected to get 1/5 of the rice into her mouth.
• Really really loves the illest dance beats.

Still:

• Thinks scaring the crap out of her parents by trying to lunge off the bed is hilarious.
• Doesn't really feel much like saying words, so chill yo ass.
• 21 pounds of chubby cuteness.
• Not going to sit still for longer than five minutes: no way, no how.
• Laughs the hardest at her dad's silly voices.
• My favorite baby.