Tuesday, June 7, 2011

my chubby barefoot girl

Toys of the Week:
  • A straw, for chewing on.
  • An old cell phone, for banging against the fireplace grate.
  • TV remotes, the old standby.
New Tricks:
  • One handed clapping.
  • High fives, or co-op clapping, as she probably thinks of it.
  • Clapping while standing.
  • Getting stuck under and inside of chairs but finding her way out eventually.
  • Will nap four times longer in her crib than in her swing.
  • Can only be expected to get 1/5 of the rice into her mouth.
  • Really really loves the illest dance beats.
  • Thinks scaring the crap out of her parents by trying to lunge off the bed is hilarious.
  • Doesn't really feel much like saying words, so chill yo ass.
  • 21 pounds of chubby cuteness.
  • Not going to sit still for longer than five minutes: no way, no how.
  • Laughs the hardest at her dad's silly voices.
  • My favorite baby.