Dear Little Lady,
You move around like a nut! Seriously. Are you a nut? I think you might be a nut.
It's kind of cool that you let me know you're alright in there but sometimes I must admit...it feels weird. I can't say I ever really wanted to know how a massage of my innards felt.
Enjoy it now, though, because I hear in the next few weeks space is going to come at a premium what with your getting chubby and all.
But don't worry! You'll be out and free in two months!
--The Lady Growing You